A huge truck full of packaged sex toys overturned on an American highway, scattering a slew of goodies on the road.
The crash happened Wednesday morning on the eastbound I-40 Mustang Road in Oklahoma City, SkyNews 9 reported. The ramp was closed immediately.
News 9 aerial footage of the dildo disaster, which shows boxes of bright pink pleasure accessories strewn about, has since gone viral.
It was posted by @TheLostOgle on Twitter.
– The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) September 15, 2022
News 9 on-site correspondent Jim Gardner was repeatedly left speechless as he reported on the truck which, in his own words, “had lost its load”.
“Jim, can you tell us what he’s carrying there?” the News 9 studio presenter asks, seeing officers standing and picking up the rubble.
“Uh. Good. If we zoom in, not really,” Gardner said after a long, uncomfortable pause. The overhead camera panned over inventory—a pile of dildos, vibrators, and bottles of lube. be you Can say. I can not tell.
He quickly changed the subject, telling the host about the driver, who was fortunately uninjured in the crash.
“No injuries but, uh… There’s a lot of stuff lying around on the road, no matter it is. It will take time to clean up. »
The internet took to the incident with hilarious comments about the puns.
It’s a very elaborate way of telling everyone on the freeway to fuck off https://t.co/B5ouuzMQ3U
— Rainy (@Raindog2010) September 16, 2022
Dildos all over the exit ramp and no one can get off? https://t.co/ZaRd26e1D3
— ⋆ 𝒜𝓋𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑒 ⋆ (@neathazurwaters) September 16, 2022
I heard the cleaning took so long because people kept sitting on the job. https://t.co/jZiIf7WqUc
— Auna (@VaGyver) September 16, 2022
call the Boneland Security Department https://t.co/zvK5LxBlZj
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 15, 2022
I hope no one got knocked over. https://t.co/ff6G0YSOsI
— MT (@MasterTainment) September 15, 2022
And Jim wasn’t spared either.
The reporter for this story said the phrase “lost its charge” before finding out what the payload was and I may never get over it. https://t.co/DKQBTZyVsc
— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) September 16, 2022
Lacey: “Jim, can you tell us what he’s carrying over there?”
— Naofumi Iwatani (@ShieldHero85) September 15, 2022
Guess “discreet shipping” isn’t so discreet after all, huh?